- "One flash and you could light up a thousand computer screens. "
- ―Bill Woodlake to Jennifer Danzig.[src]
|Known aliases:||William Josh Woodlake|
|Known Relatives:||Parents, younger sister, grandmother|
|Death:||October 31 2002|
|Portrayed By:||Thomas Ian Nicholas|
|First Appearance:||Halloween: Resurrection|
Bill Woodlake was a Haddonfield University student who believed Michael Myers was a legendary figure. He was very horny and also attracted to Jenna Danzig. When he and the others entered the Myers house, he picked on Jen the most as he could tell she was the most scared to be inside the house. They both went into Judith's room where Bill told Jen that if she flashed herself, she could launch her career. At first she acted like she was going to take his advance but stopped after she shown her bra. While he looked in the closet, Jen sneeked away into another room and screamed as if she was in trouble. Bill, Sara and Rudy went looking for her and Sara found her and Jen was revelaed it was just a joke. Bill was upset at this and went into the bathroom, telling himself that he will get back at her. Suddenly when Michael Myers broke though the mirror and attacked him, Bill screamed for help. He tried to escape but missed his chance when Michael quickly killed him by stabbing him in the top of his head. Myers then hid Bill's body in the attic where he died painfully. He was later discovered dead by Jen and hung upside-down causing her to scream in horror.
He was buried at Mt. Sinclair Cemetery.
He is Michael Myers' 76th confirmed human murder victim.
- (to himself, before his death) I'm gonna get her back for that. Watch me.