|Location:||Santa Mira, California|
|Death:||October 30, 1982|
|Portrayed By:||Jonathan Terry|
|First Appearance:||Halloween III: Season of the Witch|
Starker was a disgruntled homeless man who drank a lot and was a longtime resident of Santa Mira, California. On Octorber 30, 1982, he bumped into Daniel Challis and asked him for a drink of his whiskey and they talked. Challis asked Starker about Conal Cochran and Starker told Challis that "He made Santa Mira what it is today, dried-up little pile of nothing." Starker commented about trying to get a job at the Silver Shamrock factory, but was "turned down flat." Cochran had apparently brought in every factory worker from the outside. He advised Challis to watch out, warning him of the cameras around the town. Starker angrily yelled "Hey Cochran, fuck you!!" and said he would get a case of Molotov cocktails and burn the factory to the ground. Not too long after, two of Cochran's androids arrived and murdered Starker by ripping his head off. It is likely they had overheard his display of anger via cameras and microphones and decided to put an end to the alcoholic troublemaker.
- Prior to his death, Starker enjoyed snacking on Cheez Whiz (or spray cheese product) on bread.
- His death won the Golden Chainsaw Award in Dead Meat’s "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" kill count.